don't apologize.
it's a sign of weakness.

O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today.


Shawn Spencer: Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word "literally?"

Gus: Wasn't Howie the victim at one point?


Shawn Spencer: Gus, that is so forty minutes ago. I bet you're still telling your friends to chillax.

"He's reliable. He's considerate. He's like your exact opposite."

"So he's Bizarro Jerry."

"Bizarro Jerry?"

"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives."

"Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"

"No, it's still goodbye."

"Does he live underwater?"

"No."

"Is he black?"

"Look, just forget the whole thing."

Dramatic Reading of a Breakup Letter.

Oh, this is funny.

You're not a helicopter

Quit Hovering.

Alien Abduction:

Ordinary